Welcome to the Authors Speak Summer Reading Series. It's quite simple really: we'll make reading suggestions each week to get you through the hot and humid summer months. Your mission, dear reader, is to jump in and read each one. Should keep you quite busy and out of trouble during the warm season, and should allow your annoyance to remain in check by keeping you away from the constant theatre-manner-violators.
If you've been drooling over book suggestions, I'll give you a few to hot-wire your brain. Obviously if you've not read Lucky Bastard by S.G. Browne, Sacre Bleu by Chris Moore, The Doom Magnetic by William Pauley III, or Karaoke Death Squad by Eric Mays, you need to start there and then get on with our summer series. All of those are outstanding reads by outstanding authors (in the case of the last one, I'm a little biased) and they are excellent examples of what great writers can accomplish. Too, I believe that you'll be able to plow through a few of those in one sitting. Go ahead and grab them...I'll wait.
You're back? Ready? Okay, let's do this.
I've been a huge fan of Christopher Buckley for many, many years. I love political satire and nobody does that like Buckley. Consistently funny, consistently scary in parallels to actual Washingtonian politics, Buckley has spun some of the funniest novels I've read. Thank You For Smoking, probably his most popular thanks to the film, showcases that he has a good foothold on the goings on within the government. This is also evidenced as he tackles social security (Boomsday), the Supreme Court (the exceptionally funny Supreme Courtship), and Arab relations (my favorite Florence of Arabia). But when Buckley goes full-on zany, the end product is gonzo comedy at its finest - Little Green Men.His latest, They Eat Puppies Don't They?, is not full zany, but it is an awesome and welcome return (Buckley has not released a novel since Supreme Courtship). From the title alone you can see where this is headed...China-American relations. Once more we leap into the world of lobbyists and the spin game.
Walter "Bird" McIntyre is a D.C. lobbyist, choosing to lob for a high-end military manufacturer. When we meet Bird, he's in the middle of a closed-session hearing, evaluating the necessity of a military Drone named "Dumbo". That's also when we're introduced to Chick Devlin, the face of the weapons company and Bird's main man. When the suits opt not to invest in a million dollar Drone project, it leaves Bird and Chick on the outside looking in. Devlin must lay off thousands of employees and Bird contemplates his financials.
Some of Buckley's characters are quite loathsome (we are talking Washington, though, right?). Bird is one of the few characters Buckley has created that I can somewhat relate to. Surely I don't have lobbyist money in my wallet. But neither does Bird. He lives in a mansion which is a relic of the Civil War and is falling apart. His mother, suffering from Alzheimers, lives with him. His brother lives with him, but he dresses in Civil War garb and "lives" in the 19th Century. The caretaker he's hired to care for his mother is an obese woman who has a hobby of popping out babies. Oh, and there's his wife Myndi.
Myndi is quite the piece of work. An aspiring equestrienne, she's consistently picking Bird's pocket for a new horse (to the tune of about a quarter million a pop).
So, facing big money woes, Chick and Bird both get back on the horse, no pun intended, and start a spin cycle. The weapon guys are working on something super big and super covert, but they need Bird to start an anti-China sentiment within the government. Stumped on what to start, grasping at straws Bird decides to start the rumor that the Chinese are attempting to assassinate the Dalai Llama...and all hell breaks loose. (It should be mentioned, in regard to fact versus fiction, that in recent news, some Chinese actually did attempt to kill the llama on May 12th, a mere four days after the release of this book. Yikes!)
In his camp of this spin machine is Angel Templeton, easily my favorite Buckley character to ever come to creation. She's a terminator in Italian pumps. She wants conflict in the world and is eager to do anything to keep Americans on the edge of their seat with their finger on the button. And when Bird is not quite sure what he's started, Angel is all too eager to give the scenario that extra push...nay, shove.
Of course the spin is the McGuffin. What ensues is an epic comedy of errors. The Chinese deny, deny, deny, while the Americans allow the story to morph across the airwaves. But underneath it all, is their a plan really in place by both the Chinese and the Americans to kill the Dalai Llama? Washington holds a lot of secrets. Turns out the Chinese do too.
To say more would be to ruin a great gift of a read. Rest assured, though, Buckley has never been more polished. His dialogue is rapid fire, the pacing solid enough to engage the reader, and characters are so vivid. Angel Templeton is a spitting example of all there is to hate in politics, while Bird offers us an emotional side of D.C. politics. And, the break must have been worth it. If you've been bummed by the news coming from the Northern Virginia beltway, Buckley does well to take quite a few of the news stories and flip them on their ear.
The book is quite hilarious and does drift to a zany zone, but the glue that holds it together is Bird's home life. When he's not dealing with his ice-queen of a wife, or the mother who doesn't know him, or the caretaker who's preggers again, or the groundkeeper named Peckfuss, it's his brother Bewks, the Civil War enthusiast, who serves as his own personal Jiminy Cricket. The scenes between those two read like poetry and remind the reader that we all need a Custer-looking conscience, right?
They Eat Puppies Don't They is available now and gets 5 out of 5 stars. Start the reading now, kids.
Until next week...keep reading.







